HUMAN RITUALS INVADE THE BROTHERHOOD

8 November 2010; Starbucks, corner of Trade and 18^th

Your friendly, loyal, always-the-first-to-update, blogger Morrigan has news. Yes you read it correctly my civilian and Glymera friends. The brothers from the Black Dagger Brotherhood are not only allowing humans to live among them in their super-duper house (location unfortunately still unknown). But now they are involving human mating rituals!

It was reported, by yours truly, that last Saturday night there was a special ceremony at St. Patricks Cathedral in downtown New York. Of course after seeing several people that looked like doggen, and seeing the ‘humans’ being extremely tall and broad, the conclusion wasn’t far behind. Especially after seeing a male with wrap around sunglasses (in the middle of the night) and long dark hair, that was accompanied by a male with tattoos on his face and eyes that were white.

Of course, true to the nature of the investigative journalist that I am, I went and had a talk with a certain ‘Father Neely’. This man of the clergy works at St. Peters and he said: ‘Oh wasn’t it a lovely couple.’ Father Neely looks practically beaming when the wedding party has cleared the church and we are alone. ‘Yes it was a special request to have the wedding after sundown. Apparently the family of the bride has a terrible case of ‘sun allergy’, all of them. Isn’t that just tragic. Of course this shouldn’t stand in the way of a marriage in the house of God. We were so happy we could arrange this for them.’

There you have it folk. The ‘sun allergy’ of the brides family kept them for marrying during the day. Now of course, I think of you all as family, and it’s such a shame that we are so…’allergic’.

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